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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Summer Pet Peeves

Seeing that we're halfway through summer, I thought I'd reflect on what has annoyed me so far about the summer. Being Hater #3, that pretty much means everything. But here are some honourable mentions:

1. WEAR FOOTWEAR THAT ACTUALLY FITS YOU
Sometimes the proper shoes "make" or "break" an outfit. It's such a shame to see a pretty girl, who has the perfect outfit on only to see her toes hanging out of her sandals. F*ck...why don't you just walk barefoot. Your toes are going to get dirty anyways

2. NAILPOLISH
Since we're on the topic of feet, ladies please do not wear sandals without a proper pedicure. If you don't have time for one, at least put a fresh coat of polish on your toes. It's almost as shameful as wearing ratty draws.

3. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...BATHE and DEODORIZE!!!
Summer tends to bring out the strangest (and foulest) odours out of people. Do us (especially those who have to stand at armpit level) a favour if you can't shower at home hop in a public pool or something. Just come into contact with soap and water at least once a day.

4. HUMIDITY
Nuff said.